Royal Vegas Casino Review: The Real, Unfiltered Lowdown

✍️ Written by: Jason Dunfield

Reviewed by: Hannah Cutajar

If you’ve ever gone hunting for an online casino where you can play, laugh, and maybe—just maybe—walk away with some extra cash, Royal Vegas is one of those old-school beasts that just refuses to die. This place has been around since the early 2000s (yeah, I did a double take too), and over the years it’s become like that weird uncle at family gatherings: you know he’s full of surprises, but you keep coming back anyway. So, grab a drink, kick back, and let me spill the beans on what’s really going on here.

First Impressions: Old-School Glam With a Dash of Attitude

First thing I see when I land on the site? Feels like I just walked into a Vegas casino—minus the cigarette stink and sticky chips. The interface isn’t exactly cutting-edge, but everything runs smooth as butter: no lag, navigation is dead simple, even your grandma could figure it out. You can tell this place is from the old guard—they care more about reliability than flashy animations. But here’s the kicker: you can’t even peek at the games until you sign up.

I mean, come on, guys—what’s with the cloak-and-dagger routine? But whatever, I’ll let it slide. Old folks, old habits.

Games: Where the Hell Do I Even Start?

Now, this is where Royal Vegas actually brings the thunder. Over 700 games. Not kidding. Slots, roulette, blackjack, poker, bingo, keno, scratch cards—if you tried a new game every day, you’d still have leftovers two years from now. The main software provider is Microgaming, which, if you don’t know, is basically the big dog in the yard: crisp graphics, punchy sound, and I haven’t seen a single glitch.

The slots selection is wild: everything from old-school classics to weird themed stuff like Rockabilly Wolves or Ancient Fortunes. Into table games? Knock yourself out—33 types of blackjack, 14 roulettes, 22 poker variations. They even have bingo and keno for those who want to relive their grandma’s lottery days. Only gripe? You can’t browse the games until you sign up. It’s like some secret society. What are you hiding, Royal Vegas?

Live Casino: Almost Like Hanging Out in Your Uncle’s Basement, But Cooler

If you’re craving that real casino vibe, the live section is where it’s at. Evolution Gaming and Apricot run the show here: live dealers, crystal-clear video, and you can actually chat with the dealers and other players. Features like Bet Behind (betting on someone else’s hand if you’re late to the party) and Hot Streaks (tracking the luckiest players) crank up the excitement. And if all the tables are full—don’t sweat it, they’ll open new ones.

You can even play at two tables at once, if you’re the kind of maniac who likes living on the edge (and doesn’t mind torching your paycheck in one night).

Bonuses: Freebies, Baby! (But Read the Fine Print)

Royal Vegas rolls out the red carpet for newbies: a welcome package up to €1200 (or the NZD equivalent, for my Kiwi mates). But don’t get too excited—it’s split into four chunks, €300 for each of your first four deposits. Minimum buy-in is €10. The catch? The wagering requirements are, let’s just say, not for the faint of heart. You’ll be spinning and grinding that bonus for ages before you can cash out anything real. But hey, if lady luck’s on your side, you might just have a story to brag about.

The loyalty program is actually pretty sweet: you start at bronze just for signing up, and the more you play, the higher you climb, the juicier the perks. There’s even a “bonus wheel” you can spin every four hours, and sometimes you actually win stuff—free spins, bonus credits, you name it. It’s like a lottery inside a casino, which is either genius or totally bonkers.

Payment Methods: Fast Money or Bust

When it comes to moving your cash around, Royal Vegas doesn’t mess about. You’ve got all the classics: Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, plus e-wallets like Skrill, Neteller, ecoPayz, and even Interac and iDebit for the local crew. Minimum deposit? $10. But here’s the rub: minimum withdrawal is $50, which honestly grinds my gears a bit. On the plus side, withdrawals are quick—as long as you don’t drag your feet with verification, you’ll see your money within a day.

Quick Facts Table: The Nitty-Gritty

CategoryDetails
Year Established2000
Official Websiteroyalvegascasino.com
LicenseMalta Gaming Authority, Alderney Gambling Control Commission
Number of Games700+
Software ProvidersMicrogaming, Evolution Gaming, Pragmatic Play
Minimum Deposit$10
Minimum Withdrawal$50
Payment MethodsVisa, MasterCard, Maestro, Skrill, Neteller, ecoPayz, Interac, iDebit
Welcome BonusUp to €1200 (4 x €300 deposits)
WageringHigh (check the site for details)
Loyalty ProgramYes, multi-level
Live CasinoYes, Evolution Gaming
Site LanguagesEnglish and more

Royal Vegas—For Those Who Like Their Luck With a Side of Sass

Let’s be real: Royal Vegas is like that classic “bad boy” from the cartoons—maybe not the flashiest, but always reliable, and always packing a surprise or two. The games? Top-notch. The bonuses? Generous, but with a catch (as always). Live casino? Absolute fire. Payouts? Fast, if you don’t mess around. But yeah, there are a few cockroaches in the cupboard: high wagering, that annoying $50 withdrawal minimum, and this weird obsession with making you register before you can even window-shop the games. Still, if you’re a fan of old-school, value reliability, and don’t mind rolling the dice, I say give it a shot. Just remember: the house always wins, but sometimes, you do too. And hell, it’s a good time either way.

If you hit the jackpot, don’t forget to send me a bottle of something nice. If you lose—hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Jason Dunfield

Jason Dunfield

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